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#21 alyssa897

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 10:26 PM

I saw an interview with Courteney Cox and she said that her daughter was named CoCo after her own nickname growing up. Just thought I would throw that in.

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 05:18 PM

Some of Roxi's friends have very strange names; there's a boy in her class named Steingrimmer, and a girl named Paygann. She also knows a Rian (girl) Caralee (girl) Janis (girl) Darby (girl) and a Tyben (boy). Personally, a woman I work with's name is Chrysadee Laren.

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Posted 22 February 2010 - 06:46 PM

i heard the name charlsbi and charbli once. i don't like the spelling and the only way i can think of pronouncing it doesn't even sound like a name to me...


that isn't as bad. Shannyn Sossamon from A Knight's Tale named her son Audio Science Clayton.

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 01:41 AM

Oh dear. :/

What about the kid called Goddess Lovestone? ;) <3

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 01:18 PM

On the subject of bad celebrity baby names, how about actreess Shannyn Sossamon's son Audio Science?

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 05:14 PM

I looked up some celeb names and here are a few that, well, totally fit this catagory. :)
I honestly don't pay much attention to celebs to I don't know most of them, but anybody who would name there baby names like these deserves to be here.

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)
Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy
Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)
Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage
Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)
Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Honestly. The only actual human names I see are Poppy and Sage. Beyond that lies the weirdness.

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 09:55 PM

From: Hilariousnames.com
1.Rusty Pipes (Airway Heights, WA) – Rusty always felt his parents pressured him to take over the family plumbing business a little too early in life.
2.Mercedes Benz (Cypress, TX) – Who knew that the famous Janis Joplin song was actually about human trafficking?
3.Phil McCracken (Weed, CA) – How many wedgies a day do you think poor Phil got at school? 10? 20? Let’s just pray he never goes to jail.
4.Dusty Rhodes (Ada, OK) – In Oklahoma there are plenty of dusty roads but only one of ‘em is a person.
5.Anita Morehead (Garland, TX) – This should be considered child abuse. I’m not kidding.
6.Pierce E Paine (Columbia, MD) – The best thing Pierce can do is become a doctor or go by Mr.
7.Mary Christmas (Americus, GA) – There are actually quite a few Mary Christmas’s so all you parents who think you’re being funny & clever… you’re not. It’s been done. A LOT.
8.Dear Beloved (Placida, FL) – How badly do you hope their middle mane is Lee?
9.Candy Cain (Chicago, IL) – Do you suppose her parents were surprised when their precious little girl grew up to become a stripper?
10.Mary Juana (Ligonier, PA) – Please Mary, just one last dance? I’d almost be willing to pay for Mary to move next door to Phil from #3, or at least in the same town…

Michael Sherrod and Matthew Rayback, co-authors of Bad Baby Names: The Worst True Names Parents Saddled Their Kids With and You Can Too! shared with MSNBC some of the worst baby names ever:
Names that sound like a disease:
Fever Bender (born 1856)
Leper Priest (born 1929)
Cholera Priest (born 1830 during the second cholera pandemic)
Rubella Graves (born 1814)
Typhus Black (born 1897)
Hysteria Johnson (born 1881)
Emma Royd (born 1850)
Kathryn E. Coli (born 1894)
Mumps Sykes (born 1891)
Names that sound like a job:
Cook Cook
Governor Bush
Lawyer Low
Doctor Love
Teacher Blackbear
Judge Savage
Editor Honeycutt
Mayor Bland
Sales O. Justice
Gamble Moore
Names that sound like a sin:
Lust Garten
Greed Sister Mancini
Avarice Sullivan
Sloth Washton
Wrath Gordon
Envy Burger
Pride Saint
Greed McGrew
Lust T. Castle
Names that sound lucky:
Lucky Green
Lucky Jewell
Lucky O'Brien
Lucky Pleasant
Luck Fortune
Shamrock Hardeman of Illinois
Shamrock Dates of Mississippi
Shamrock Holland of Texas
Names that sound religious:
Saint Patrick Blan
Saint Patrick Forrest
Saint Patrick
Names that sound whimsical:
Rainbow Green
Emerald Jewel
Clover Field
Clover B. Green
Names that sound good enough to eat:
Lunch Magee
Dinner Ware
Bread White
Hero Brat
Mayo Head
Mustard M. Mustard
Pickle Parker
Plum Sellers
Banana Bowdy
Cherry Grant

-Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K: Urhines is pronounced "Your Highness," by the way. And Special K seems to refer to Ketamine, a recreational drug.
-Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii: Little girl from New Zeland
-From New Jersey, 3 Nazi named children: Adolf Hitler Campbell and his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell

10. L—A

9. !!! (Pronounced as three clicks)

8. Window

7. Jesus Condom

6. Orangejello

5. ESPN (Pronounced: Espen) 2 dads in the Texas did this

4. NASCAR (Pronounced: Nes-Car)

3. awleouhfl (Pronounced: Jerry)

2. @- which in some weird way means "love him" in Chinese

1. ZZZZ (First on our list, always last in life)

Also... my brother dated a girl named Heaven. I asked him what her mn was one day & he grimaced and said, "Leigh!"

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 11:12 PM

I work as a cashier and I had a customer once whose name was:

Christmas Carroll.

I hope she goes by Chrissy....

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 04:34 PM

Jamie. You just made me ALMOST pee myself. xP <3

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 11:45 AM

I went to middle school with a kid named Harry Growth.... EWWWWW

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 03:57 PM

Oh dear...

Why do people DO that to their kids?! :)

My friend's brother has a friend called Dexie Meligloo.. :/


I don't understand. WHYYYYY? <3

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 06:28 PM

I went to middle school with a kid named Harry Growth.... EWWWWW


I knew a Harry Butts in elementary school. :) Poor kid was always getting beat up.




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