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#1 Permanent Rose

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 11:33 AM

While this is not quite name related, I thought this was worth sharing. This blog is told from the scathing view of Suri Cruise on how she perceives other celebrity children. Needless to say, it's a hilarious read.

Suri's Burn Book
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Posted 30 July 2012 - 07:38 PM

Bahahaha!
This had me cracking up!
Good one Rose!
Gotta love the Tumbies!

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:12 PM

I seriously read all 50 pages today, lol. Even though I completely wasted my day, it gave me such a good laugh that I can't really be bothered to care

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:15 PM

Oh gosh, the Megan Fox comment literally had me in tears :lol:


"I guess I just didn't know that vampires and trolls could have children together."


This is great!



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Posted 30 July 2012 - 08:48 PM

I love it how she hates on Tom and Katie. And the Gwyneth Paltrow and Katherine Heigl hate also makes my life because they aren't my favorites, either. Lol. Also, when she calls Shiloh a gaptoothed lesbian? Priceless

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Posted 30 July 2012 - 09:18 PM

I only made it to page 11. I will definitely have to finish the rest of it lol.

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 11:21 AM

Maxwell Drew is a very large baby. It's so sad that Jess would do that to Max...

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 10:16 PM

Maxwell Drew is a very large baby. It's so sad that Jess would do that to Max...


Honestly the commentary on this blog is the best.

"Nineteen months of pregnancy and all she has to show for it is a nine-pound, thirteen-ounce baby girl with the name of a middle-aged man. Congratulations, Maxwell Drew Johnson, and good luck with the rest. At least you aren’t inside Jessica Simpson anymore. "




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