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#1 Ava Perez

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Posted 23 February 2010 - 09:55 PM

It had a list of all of the babies born in the last six months. Jasper was on the list! Anyway, I picked out a few of the weirdest names that I found, and here they are:

Girls

Angeleenea Carlott
Madisin Peston
Hopeful Cadence
Ni'ina Sarren
Laurencia-Pierre Kathryn
Postal Margaret
Beautiphul Lorraine (I'm guessing the parents liked the Alsace-Lorraine region of France?)
Opera Symphony
Treasure Mathilda
Coco Zoee

Boys
Jesseca Brody (Poor kid.)
Hematite Carlson
HewBart Mikolino
Anthonee Parthenon
Butch Skull (This little boy better be tough, that's all I'm saying)

Ironically enough, the woman in the room next to mine also had a daughter and she named her Sara Grace.

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 02:31 PM

These poor children!

Girls
Angeleenea Carlott- Were they maybe going for an alternate spelling of Angelina? And maybe Carlott is kinda like Charlotte?

Madisin Peston- Madisin is okay, but Peston? What the heck?

Hopeful Cadence- Hope Cadence would be okay. Maybe they'll call her Hope....

Ni'ina Sarren- Geez people, just name the kid Nina...

Laurencia-Pierre Kathryn- Laurencia Kathryn would be pretty. The random Pierre kinda ruins the whole thing.

Postal Margaret- Postal? ;)

Beautiphul Lorraine (I'm guessing the parents liked the Alsace-Lorraine region of France?)- Beautiphul? Not only did they give the child a ridiculous name, they misspelled it too. Maybe she'll go by her middle name, which I don't like, but it's something a kid could live with.

Opera Symphony- I guess they're a very musical couple...

Treasure Mathilda- Treasure? That's just silly....

Coco Zoee- This one really looks like something a celebrity would name their child.


Boys
Jesseca Brody (Poor kid.)- Poor kid indeed! This is just cruel and unusual punishment. Don't his parents know how mean kids can be to each other? A boy with a girl's name will not fare well on the playground. We can only hope they call him Brody...

Hematite Carlson- Like the stone?

HewBart Mikolino-HewBart! Poor kid...

Anthonee Parthenon- Anthonee isn't bad, though that's a weird spelling, but Parthenon...

Butch Skull (This little boy better be tough, that's all I'm saying)- Wow. Just wow.

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 02:32 PM

Treasure is cute sounding to me and so is coco (even though it reminds me of the chocolateXD)

i dont like any of the names on the boys list sorry XD:(


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Posted 25 February 2010 - 04:48 AM

I feel sorry for MadiSIN PESTon.
And I can imagine the playground jeers which will be directed at Hematite.


#5 Ava Perez

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 10:56 AM

Honestly, I don't like really 'normal' names for kids but at least Jasper and Roxanna are real names. What some parent's have been thinking...

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 01:25 PM

I generally prefer names on the unusual side, but I would never consider a single one of those tacky, weird, absolutely unfortunate names. They are going to get questioning looks every time they say their name. People should, you know, actually think about a name and the implications of it before they brand it to their child's forehead. I feel so sorry for those kids! :)

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 02:42 PM

Oh, my goodness, those are horrible!

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 05:14 PM

I only have a few things to say, This is why people should not say "yoo-neek" names are just for teen moms, Look at these! GAH!

and Hey! Cadie's name is on there, well, sorta!

#9 Ava Perez

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 07:39 PM

Thank god these were the worst. There were a lot of 'normal' names as well, so at least not every kid from San Francisco has a horrible name. I hope 'Jesseca's' parents call him Jesse.




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